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Wednesday, November 7, 2007 6:32 PM

Our country Had been facing difficulties with the Taxi overcharging ppl? Lets see a real life example...

Customer 1: Eh Taxi!! Uncle bring us go to punggol.
Taxi Driver: Sry Har I on Call..
Customer 2: Eh how? We goin to b late zzz no chioce lar we nid to call for taxi
Customer 1: Harlo? Is this the Prestigous Mercedes Taxi Company? I am currently at the Raffles Hotel nid a Taxi ASSap
Taxi drive in...

Customer 1: Eh arent u the taxi driver jus now? Aren't u on call?
Taxi Driver: I waiting for u to call mah..
Customer 2:eh Uncle we nid to go to punggol bring us there quick
Taxi Driver: Punggol Arh? That place veri olo wan le. That place har no ppl call taxi wan le This is a mercedes Taxi can onli go to town area. u wan to go to punggol u mus pay more.
Customer 2: Wah How much Har?
Taxi Driver: Hmm.. lets see u pay me a prepay-fixed rate of $25
Customer 2: WAH y so expensive one? Y u nvr use meter wan?
Taxi Driver; Boy This is a mercedes taxi the meter is not compatible with the electronics of the mercedes so charge u fixed rate
Customer 2: Walau eh dunwan le so expensive
Customer 1: Its ok we r in a hurry uncle heres ur $25

After a short Ride...
Taxi Driver: Beep~..Beep~..
Customer 1: uh Uncle What u doing?
Taxi Driver: U nvr hear that har?ERP gantry har u mus pay the surcharge one har
Customer 2: I nvr see any Erp gantry what somemore ur IU unit Rate is 0 {Beep}
Uncle u r making the noise i heard u!
Taxi Driver: Uh Where got this is mercedes ok the Iu beep unit is not compatible with this mercedes n btw har u mus pay me for extra surcharge
Customer 2: What Surcharge now is not even peak hours!
Taxi Driver: Correct Its the after peak hours but not yet midnight surcharge..
Customer 2: How u can Anyhow charge us har?
Taxi Driver: Eh.. u already very lucky got mercedes cab pick u up ok somemore har u wanna go punggol i haven mention that u nid to pay the new housing estate surcharge n because its Punggol u nid to pay the punggol surcharge n airport surcharge
Customer 2: But we r not even going to the airport!
Taxi Driver: Punggol is near the airport Arh you SEE!YOU SEE!! Aeroplane fly past.
so har that is 5 surcharge times $10 is $50
Customer 2: $50 MORE i refuse to pay so much
Taxi Driver: If u dunwan I will jus stop here at the tampiness expressway n u all walk all the way there ur self lor
Customer 2: K lar u win lar Na H $50
Control : SHhh Control to mercedes 1 got manimani target here at orchard tower Btr come here faster Over Bzzz
Taxi suddenly Stop
Customer 2;Eh we still on TPE
Taxi Driver: K lar here is onli a short walk to Punggol eh can u get out as fast as u can? here is expressway cannot anyhow stop uh..i on call now

Slam door n drove off

Both Customer: OI OI OI